“I have a graduate degree in unclear physics.” (I never understood physics either)
“I worked for 6 years as an uninformed security guard.” (ignorance is bliss)
“My last role was a plumbing and hating specialists.”
• “The academic scholarship I earned came with a plague.” (the cost of university is really too high these days)
• “Most of my experience to this point has been as a blue-color worker.” (was it very cold)
• “As part of the city maintenance crew, I repaired bad roads and defective brides.” (I’m sure you had your work cut out)
• “My career goal is to shave my talents with a growing company.”
• “My hobbies include raising long-eared rabbis as pets.” (Good Luck!)
From: Funniest typos at this is us
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